Nordic Hawaiian Shirt

Ever imagine what a Nordic tiki bar might look like? I sure have! Whaling spears on the walls? Ja for Helvete! Aquavit long drinks? Visst faen! Surf rock renditions of Edvard Grieg? Javisst. Beaver castoreum martinis? Uff da. But this cod liver oil induced psychosis of visionary campiness remains a distant dream... for now. A design often inquired about by Brute Norse fans, finally recreated! Make a powermove: buy the damn shirt.

IMPORTANT NOTE: These are big shirts, so size down! If you are normally a size large, then a medium sized shirt might suit you better.

This shirt is created especially for you and shipped from a secret lair in the United States. It won't be shipped alongside other orders (unless you're ordering another button up shirt).

For lack of a professional size chart, an academically trained, but imperially illiterate Old Norse philologist has drawn a 100 year old tape measure over a few samples to produce these -rough- measurements, so make of that what you will:

LARGE:
Armpit⚔️armpit: 24”
Shoulder ⚔️shoulder 21.5”
Length: 30”

SMALL:
Shoulder⚔️shoulder: 19.5”
Armpit⚔️armpit: 22”
Length: 28”

Other details:
• 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester
• Fabric weight: 2.95 oz/yd² (100 g/m²)
• Breathable and moisture-wicking material